Chuck E Cheese
I went here with some kids I was babysitting earlier today, and let me tell you how big of a mistake that was: First off EVERYTHING in there smells like actual asshole. Their attempt to cover it up with Air Wick clearly was unsuccessful. Immediately after walking in, I was approached by a father who had a kid attending a birthday party. He pulled me aside and offered me 150$ to take him to the men's room and punch him in the dick. I alerted an employee, and what I got was an asshole named Tracey who offered me 80 tokens to "Let it Go"! Later, I went to the snack bar to get a soda. As I approached the counter, I started to order, but the cashier cut me off. He said "Sir before you order I am required by law to inform you that. I am a registered Sex offender" Not surprised at all, I replied ... Why are you working at Chuck E Cheese then? "The Talent" he said, and then pointed to a 9 year old in a Power Rangers sleeveless T-Shirt. That was the last stra...