Chuck E Cheese

 I went here with some kids I was babysitting earlier today, and let me tell you how big of a mistake that was: First off EVERYTHING in there smells like actual asshole. Their attempt to cover it up with Air Wick clearly was unsuccessful. Immediately after walking in, I was approached by a father who had a kid attending a birthday party. He pulled me aside and offered me 150$ to take him to the men's room and punch him in the dick. I alerted an employee, and what I got was an asshole named Tracey who offered me 80 tokens to "Let it Go"! Later, I went to the snack bar to get a soda. As I approached the counter, I started to order, but the cashier cut me off. He said "Sir before you order I am required by law to inform you that. I am a registered Sex offender" Not surprised at all, I replied ... Why are you working at Chuck E Cheese then? "The Talent" he said, and then pointed to a 9 year old in a Power Rangers sleeveless T-Shirt. That was the last straw for me, so I went to get the kids. As usual, I had to maneuver around 6 tables of 58 poor Columbian kids ... Most of which were too old to be here, but then again it is huge in the low income Spanish community because of the 4$ Cheese pizza, and the fact that they could pretend to play the games without any tokens. When I finally saw the kids I was watching, they were over by the air hockey tables next to Chucke. I was astounded when I got a closer look, and saw that he was showing them a loaded handgun. We left as soon as we could, and I doubt I will ever return to this location.