Chilis

 Have you ever left an establishment and just went outside and cried tears of joy? Most people haven't because most people haven't experienced the warmth and care of this Chilis. I shit you not, I gave this motherfucker a standing ovation. For starters, I was seated immediately and the hostess even complimented my eyes. The waitress came immediately, and I was feeling the cool rush of a strawberry lemonade down my throat within two minutes of wiping my feet on the doormat! Just by mentioning the possibility of my friend and I doing the 2 for 20 this kind soul brought chips and salsa as a "palette cleanser"! At this point I could have been physically/verbally assaulted for the remainder of the evening and removed a max of two of my 5 stars. The staff is more stacked from top to bottom than the cast of Ocean's Twelve! An 8 month pregnant woman in the booth next to me prematurely went into labor but  two quick thinking bus boys grabbed a roll of paper towels, a couple tubes of Bengay, and they had the umbilical cord cut before I got my chipotle sliders! It's hard to believe that this wasn't the most amazing feat the staff pulled off on the night, which came when they harmonized "I want my baby back" and helped an estranged father take back his wife of 15 years and their beautiful adopted twin Vietnamese daughters. After all of that, would it be selfish of me to say the highlight of the night was the fairly priced brownie sundae that I had cause it was a cheat day?! No it would not because you're accepted as who you are at Chilis ... that's what they're all about, and that's why the future birth of my children will never compare to this magical experience!